Andrea Rosen.



I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here and ask me something here.


Nice things people have said about me:


"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker


"You look like you should be in a catalog selling Brooklyn." -a roommate


"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend


"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother

Remember when an endorsement from Leonardo Dicaprio was the only thing that could legitimize a street magician?

Billionaire Warren Buffett’s longtime secretary will be joining first lady Michelle Obama in her box at tonight’s State of the Union, White House communications director Dan Pfeiffer announced on Twitter.


Debbie Bosanek, who has worked for Buffett for nearly two decades, has become a symbol in the White House’s fight over the tax code and economic fairness. Obama is expected to renew his push for the so-called “Buffett rule” that would bring investment taxation levels into line with income taxation levels — and ensure that upper income earners pay rates as high as middle-class Americans.

I wonder if being an on-call walking metaphor pays better than being Warren Buffett’s secretary (via Politico)

Just found out about the movie ‘At Close Range.’ Do you know about this movie?! Christopher Walken plays Sean AND Chris Penn’s dad! Kiefer Sutherland is a brunet! The set makeup artists go super-overboard on Crispin Glover! There’s a sexy montage involving a garden hose and makeshift tourniquets!

And the whole thing is scored to the opening notes of Madonna’s ‘Live to Tell.’ 

atari:

The single best moment in the documentary Page One was when David Carr cuts down Shane Smith, Vice co-founder, for passing off the NYTimes as a sort of vacation-themed rag.

The best. Ken Burns should make a ten-part documentary on David Carr.

Favorite piece at Cattelan show. (Taken with instagram)

Favorite piece at Cattelan show. (Taken with instagram)

In which @rickycam discovers pickling. (Taken with instagram)

In which @rickycam discovers pickling. (Taken with instagram)

tallwhitney:

Wet Hot American Summer (2001) vs. Parks and Recreation (2012)

My thoughts exactly.

+1

(Source: jiffygiffy)

wevegotmail:

I wonder if this guy is coming to We’ve Got Mail.

I like to imagine that during the scene where Tom Hanks is all, “The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee,” this guy cradles his venti to-go cup and gets all introspective.

wevegotmail:

I wonder if this guy is coming to We’ve Got Mail.

I like to imagine that during the scene where Tom Hanks is all, “The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee,” this guy cradles his venti to-go cup and gets all introspective.

interweber:

wevegotmail:

INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE SNEAK PEEK:
ZAHHHHHN!

Working so hard for you. 

Zahn Alerts are the new black.

interweber:

wevegotmail:

INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE SNEAK PEEK:

ZAHHHHHN!

Working so hard for you. 

Zahn Alerts are the new black.

showsmyboyfriendtookmeto:

they give you a little book with a picture of a llama in it and tell you to open and close your eyes while people move into still poses. you can keep the book.

Important new Tumblr in which a girlfriend recaps performance art shows her boyfriend takes her to see.