Andrea Rosen.

In character as Punky.

Nov 1st

Punky and Run

Nov 1st

Boss #1: I said they could leave early because it's Halloween.
Boss #2: How about this: fuck all of you.

Oct 31st

Gothamist: The Bloods on Halloween Slashing...

Oct 31st

Watch

Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this film in no way endorses the occult...

Oct 31st

Barack Obama will get you laid

and then he will spoon your girlfriend while you take a nap.

Oct 31st

I will trade you three Tootsie Pops for two babies dressed...

Oct 31st

L’inspiration

Oct 31st

Have you ever been eating dinner with...

At Fornino’s last night, this happened somewhere between an argument over exactly which year...

Oct 31st

Things to do if I ever go to the future

Find my descendants, make sure they don’t accidentally fall in love with me (gross!). Find...

Oct 30th

My ironic nostalgia is more overreaching...

Who remembers Coach?!

Oct 30th

Watercooler conversation

I don’t know which is worse: that I missed last night’s Obama informercial or that...

Oct 30th

bexo: GPOPW

Oct 29th

Today in things I won't budge on

I do not like LinkedIn.  I will not actively use it.  I will only keep my account because of the...

Oct 29th

The family that drinks together

I love when my parents come to visit because my mom brings me lots of toilet paper for the apartment...

Oct 29th

Eat, drink, pick up this week's issue of...

in which I fawn over ceviche bar Desnuda and roll my eyes at fusion-happy restaurant Apiary.

Oct 29th

Bexo is my favorite.

Oct 27th

Netflix Streaming Video Finally on Macs Oh, thank God.  I...

Oct 27th

Shut up, it's my birthday

Things I am openly engaging in today because it’s my birthday and I don’t care what you...

Oct 27th

Today in things I thought were jokes but...

The title of the Boondock Saints sequel: Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day. Hey, remember All...

Oct 27th

Listen

[King Harvest - Dancing in the Moonlight]

Oct 26th

Here I am having a wonderful birthday

Oct 26th

With the roommates in a Virginia Slims ad

Oct 26th

Townies represent at my 22nd

Oct 26th

Party tonight—if you are a friend of Andrea, do come!

Oct 25th

Please tell me you remember Jordan, Heidi...

Oct 23rd

That's me. I'm him.

My favorite genre of film (second only to the party sabotage film) is the body-swapping movie:...

Oct 23rd

Helpful Tip: Puns! I love puns!

When I have to think of clever puns (this happens several times a day), I find that a rhyming...

Oct 23rd

Today in out-of-context quotes

“I sincerely hope no one ever makes us touch each other as much as those people have been made...

Oct 22nd

“Archie comes for you when you’re roughly 10 years old,...”
— from Vanity Fair’s...

Oct 22nd

Recommended reading/ogling

GQ’s November issue features a sprawling photo listicle on the 25 Sexiest Women in Film, which...

Oct 22nd

Watch

Whitney Port’s roommate in The City:  “I have an invisible tattoo on my forehead that...

Oct 21st

I’m running against Bloomberg’s third term...

Oct 21st

Things to do before the election

October 22nd-23rd:  Argue with other, equally liberal bloggers about political issues we...

Oct 21st

Varying degrees of yum

I’ve been reading Bill Buford’s Heat, in which the writer and longtime foodie tries his...

Oct 21st

October to-do list

Carve a pumpkin Roast its seeds Eat one fun-sized candy bar every day for the rest of the...

Oct 21st

I love your work

A writer whose career I admire participated in a lecture last night and I ambushed him afterwards. ...

Oct 20th

Yesterday at The Cloisters

Oct 19th

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Oct 19th

My wonderful Jason gave me the best Halloween costume idea.

Oct 19th

Feminism!

You know what I hate? When guys tell me to “calm down” when I disagree with something...

Oct 17th

Important milestone

After years of being buried in Google’s nethermost pages by one gallery owner and one...

Oct 17th

Great Moments in Burger

Oct 17th

Bad Halloween costumes I've had over the...

2007: Pregnant Nicole Richie was such a pain because my baby kept falling out on the dance floor and...

Oct 17th

fusioned: IT’S UP!!!! My new weekly column for Gearfuse. ...

Oct 17th

“The economic situation is apparently so grim that some...”
— Why to Start a Startup in a...

Oct 16th

This weekend is going to have too much...

Other weekends are jealous.

Oct 16th

Bexo just brought me a pop-up book for afternoon storytime.

Oct 16th

joetheplumber: Joe the Plumber has a Bowflex.

Oct 16th

This is what my birthday cake should look like, but with...

Oct 16th

Marry, Boff, Kill: Jim Lehrer, Gwen...

I’d marry Bob, boff Jim and kill Gwen.

Oct 16th

Which is worse?

McCain’s blinking or Palin’s winking? Conversely, I get lost in Obama’s eyes.

Oct 16th

Watch

I just got a contact high from watching Quasi at the Quackdero.  (via my mom, who says they used to...

Oct 16th

In your face

Ever since the ALCS started, I’ve had a facial hair fixation.  If I had a beard, I would shave...

Oct 15th

Thing I just invented

An advent calendar for October, but instead of chocolate you get candy corn.

Oct 15th

Party War!

After I graciously invited Adam to my birthday party next weekend, he goes and plans his own party...

Oct 15th

GPOYW

Oct 15th

Ten things I like about your bar

Oct 15th

Monkey in my cocktail

Oct 14th

From left to right: Bill Ayers, Justin Timberlake (via Love...

Oct 14th

Is that an electrical banana in your...

“A Night Out With” in the Times’s Sunday Styles is probably the best job a writer...

Oct 14th

Who are you? I'm the enchanted Wizard...

Why did you come here?  I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe.

Oct 14th

"Manhattan" Day

I’m planning a “Manhattan” Day for Will’s birthday—every activity will...

Oct 14th

Upper West Side Story

I love the Upper West Side—it was my first neighborhood in New York—but when I moved to...

Oct 14th

“Are you unwinding or unraveling?”
— Will, two glasses of wine and...

Oct 14th

Let's talk beards

What’s worse than all the necklaces in this year’s playoffs?  The oddly-manicured facial...

Oct 14th

bonerparty: look, everyone! its The Beatles Of...

Oct 13th

So what's with all these necklaces in...

Oct 13th

jschwa: McCain ignores the internet, and the internet...

Oct 13th

Birthday Wish List

Here are some gift ideas, if you’re not sure what to get me (I will also accept the cash value...

Oct 13th

Office Fight: is the delicious Greek...

Mark votes for “gee-ro,” but the pita purveyor at Dumbo Grillo never corrects me when I...

Oct 13th

OMG, malt-flavored frosting

Oct 13th

Today in things that make me want to...

Says Nicholas Sparks in Entertainment Weekly: ”The Notebook is coming out in...

Oct 13th

I think my mom owns those jeans.

Oct 13th

Quonquont Farm, Hatfield, Mass

Oct 12th

Some migrant farm workers

Oct 12th

Oct 12th

The family that drinks together.

Oct 12th

Cahill-Rosen women.

Oct 11th

Oct 11th

My baby boy.

Oct 11th

Found a Momo on the train to Massachusetts.

Oct 11th

I’m outtie.

Oct 10th

Kings of Leon headlining Madison Square...

Oct 10th

deleteyourself: Guess what this is. A: The highest grade...

Oct 10th

The economic crisis hits home

I lost my checks and reordered from Bank of America.  It turns out I made a mistake on the form,...

Oct 10th

The Sunday Boston Globe vs. The Sunday...

The Sunday Globe is like an old hometown boyfriend that I left for the flashier, better-groomed...

Oct 10th

michaelorell: Thursday: Hey man, that’s so funny meeting you here Friday: Yeah, right Thursday:...

Oct 8th

Spam sort of reads like my poetry in...

“Into the gloom. From the slope below us rose the the two governesses for the children, and,...

Oct 8th

YouTube Commenters Hear Their Own Gibberish

Oct 8th

Phrases I'm bringing back

“Get the ‘net!” “Duh squared.” (Will also nominates “Nice...

Oct 8th

Spotted.

Oct 8th

Okay, okay, I’m not at all Jewish but I love David...

Oct 8th

I want to get in on this: GPOYW (taken by Au)

Oct 8th

Revenge of the Bookeaters tonight with Schwartzy.  Looks...

Oct 7th

thecommodore: You will be able to buy this shirt soon. I...

Oct 7th

Watch

Yes!  The Paper’s Amanda Lorber is back to give Bill Maher a kick in the ass!  If you never...

Oct 7th

You're welcome, Boston

As I’ve noted before, I’m quite the fair-weather baseball fan.  But the Red Sox fuck up...

Oct 7th

Thanks, Bubbie

Bexo: So what else is new?
Me: I broke in my new flats yesterday.
Bexo: Mazel!!!

Oct 7th

Father kills family and himself, despondent...

Oct 7th

A moment of angst: New York, you're...

There’s something so shameful about leaving New York.  This is a town full of masochists,...

Oct 7th

“I’ll try the vanilla.”
— Holly Montag articulates why I...

Oct 7th

Starship Troopers is underrated.

Seriously.  The wartime zeitgeist satire was totally ahead of its time and bears a second viewing...

Oct 7th

My mom goes grassroots campaigning

There’s a big, scary world ouside of New York.  My mom, via e-mail: “Had an interesting...

Oct 6th

I commissioned this diptych for Bexo Memorial Day. Note how...

Oct 6th

I had to look up Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club today for my job...

Oct 6th

What is your Prince Protege name?

Oct 6th

Bexo is now my part-time lover. Monday’s gonna be...

Oct 6th

Just bought tickets to Revenge of the Bookeaters, a benefit on Tuesday featuring Ira Glass, Jonathan...

Oct 6th

Listen

I’m gonna act like there’s poison in the pancakes.  [Atmosphere - Smart Went Crazy]

Oct 4th

“If Picasso had his Blue Period, then Judy Blume had her...”
— Diablo Cody, why do you make...

Oct 4th

Denton Shuffles Deck: Hires Snyder as M.E. of...

Oct 3rd

Do you remember in grammar school when those girls would...

Oct 3rd

Confession: petty theft

I cannot steal.  Anything.  The mere prospect of theft sends me into anxious spasms.  When my...

Oct 3rd

Happy Anniversary, Barack and Michelle.  Here is a card...

Oct 3rd

Watch

interweber: My favorite 30 Rock DVD Extra - Jack applies to a dot com.  Oh you’re not gonna be...

Oct 3rd

PALIN!

Oct 3rd

Fake Michael Bay’s Twitter is the best thing to happen...

Oct 2nd

Listen

This song is better than Cliffs Notes.  [Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights]

Oct 2nd

“Last week at a Senate hearing on equal family benefits for...”
— the Human Rights Campaign (via...

Oct 1st

My new favorite Tumblr is Laser Portraits.

Oct 1st

“The yuppies, once they were identified, incarnated an...”
— Jay McInerney brings me to the...

Oct 1st

On journalistic standards

Me: Is "model-rific" a word?
Editor: If you type it, it is a word.

Oct 1st

Project Bueller

Oct 1st

In which I talk to Vince Veneziani about...

Oct 1st

Someone’s been stenciling the crap out of Dumbo.

Oct 1st

Memories: Games We Played

Right before they started letting kids on the internet (when it was all anonymous, skeevy chatroom...

Oct 1st