Andrea Rosen.





I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here.



Nice things people have said about me:



"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker



"You look like you should be in a catalogue selling Brooklyn." -a roommate



"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend



"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother
What is it about flowers that make my apartment look like an adult lives here?

What is it about flowers that make my apartment look like an adult lives here?

I jokingly solicited snacks in my Gchat status and actually got some: a boy had four absurdly decadent cupcakes from Snacky’s delivered via SeamlessWeb to my office. I audibly swooned (coworkers can verify this).
The remains of my cupcake pictured above.

I jokingly solicited snacks in my Gchat status and actually got some: a boy had four absurdly decadent cupcakes from Snacky’s delivered via SeamlessWeb to my office. I audibly swooned (coworkers can verify this).

The remains of my cupcake pictured above.

Highlights of the Northampton police log

Via my mother, who claims to have “transcribed this from the local paper word-for-word, comma-by-comma.”

A Florence Road resident reported Wednesday at 7:30 a.m. that someone had broken into his home overnight, while he was out drinking with his dog in his sister’s parking lot, and stole his snow blower, police said.
kenyatta:

Andrea Rosen vs the pinball machine.
At Kettle of Fish, getting a quick game in before everyone else arrives.

Playing Family Guy pinball at the bar last night. There is actually a smaller Family Guy pinball machine inside this Family Guy pinball machine. The Yo Dawgs are endless.

kenyatta:

Andrea Rosen vs the pinball machine.

At Kettle of Fish, getting a quick game in before everyone else arrives.

Playing Family Guy pinball at the bar last night. There is actually a smaller Family Guy pinball machine inside this Family Guy pinball machine. The Yo Dawgs are endless.

Good hang tonight with online video folks. I’m still learning the ins and outs of this space, so thanks to Marc at The Onion & Vanessa at Next New Networks for organizing and thanks to everyone in attendance for not making fun of me when I asked dumb questions or changed the subject to the print industry. (Note: The Onion did not bring their own pint glasses, those were the actual glasses at an actual bar.)

Good hang tonight with online video folks. I’m still learning the ins and outs of this space, so thanks to Marc at The Onion & Vanessa at Next New Networks for organizing and thanks to everyone in attendance for not making fun of me when I asked dumb questions or changed the subject to the print industry. (Note: The Onion did not bring their own pint glasses, those were the actual glasses at an actual bar.)

paulscheer:

A compilation of characters saying the titles of the movies they are in.

Via the always fantastic videogum

Lindsey “Laser Portrait” Weber sets the record for Most Times Saying “I’ll Have What She’s Having” in 30 Seconds at the Save the Deli party last month, while I giggle/officiate.

Related: my greatest regret about dropping out of college is not getting ten copies of this on graduation day.

Related: my greatest regret about dropping out of college is not getting ten copies of this on graduation day.