Andrea Rosen.

I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here.



Nice things people have said about me:



"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker



"You look like you should be in a catalogue selling Brooklyn." -a roommate



"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend



"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother
How many Rocketboomers can you fit in a booth at Ippudo?

How many Rocketboomers can you fit in a booth at Ippudo?

Molly & I duet on “Mmmbop.” Can you believe they didn’t have anything from the Justin Bieber oeuvre?

Molly & I duet on “Mmmbop.” Can you believe they didn’t have anything from the Justin Bieber oeuvre?

Barry on vocals, Andrew on tambourine.

Barry on vocals, Andrew on tambourine.

Ellie, Brad and Leah team up for Rick Astley (they’re the experts, after all).

Ellie, Brad and Leah team up for Rick Astley (they’re the experts, after all).

Paige & I shooting the shit at The L’s party on Friday night. Girlfriend has a hilarious blog with her friend Holly, featuring their patented “Maturity Index.”

Paige & I shooting the shit at The L’s party on Friday night. Girlfriend has a hilarious blog with her friend Holly, featuring their patented “Maturity Index.”

The Loews on Third was advertising White Christmas on its marquee and naturally, I got all hot and bothered over the idea of watching the greatest movie EVER on the big screen instead of the Taped Off Channel 40 in 1990 Edition at my parents’ house. Well, I just looked up the showtimes and turns out it was only playing for one night. On the bright side, the decades-old Mass Millions lottery numbers that appear onscreen during “Count Your Blessings (Instead of Sheep)” are really comforting year after year.

The Loews on Third was advertising White Christmas on its marquee and naturally, I got all hot and bothered over the idea of watching the greatest movie EVER on the big screen instead of the Taped Off Channel 40 in 1990 Edition at my parents’ house. Well, I just looked up the showtimes and turns out it was only playing for one night. On the bright side, the decades-old Mass Millions lottery numbers that appear onscreen during “Count Your Blessings (Instead of Sheep)” are really comforting year after year.

Hey! Reggie Watts was on Rocketboom in 2008 B.R. (Before Rosen).

Reggie Watts at The Bell House tonight, after The Onion’s holiday shindig. The man is clearly (CLEARLY!) the greatest performer of our time, and not just because he namechecked Northside Car Service in his first song of the set. It’s because he referenced their unconditional “5 minutes” promise and perplexing credit card policy. INSIDERY.
Other hilarious stuff happened, too. They were filming the performance for a DVD that we should all buy. (via thedeadline)

Reggie Watts at The Bell House tonight, after The Onion’s holiday shindig. The man is clearly (CLEARLY!) the greatest performer of our time, and not just because he namechecked Northside Car Service in his first song of the set. It’s because he referenced their unconditional “5 minutes” promise and perplexing credit card policy. INSIDERY.

Other hilarious stuff happened, too. They were filming the performance for a DVD that we should all buy. (via thedeadline)