Andrea Rosen.



I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here and ask me something here.


Nice things people have said about me:


"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker


"You look like you should be in a catalog selling Brooklyn." -a roommate


"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend


"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother
June 15
Ugh, someone finally paid the requested bajillion dollars I couldn’t afford for andrearosen.com and it’s the most boring person in the world and her logo was clearly made during Powerpoint Week in my sixth grade computer class. I’m not linking to the site here because that might positively impact this woman’s Google ranking. I’m going to make her a really insulting offer for the domain to put her out of her misery, which is like the internet equivalent of taking Old Yeller behind the barn.

Ugh, someone finally paid the requested bajillion dollars I couldn’t afford for andrearosen.com and it’s the most boring person in the world and her logo was clearly made during Powerpoint Week in my sixth grade computer class. I’m not linking to the site here because that might positively impact this woman’s Google ranking. I’m going to make her a really insulting offer for the domain to put her out of her misery, which is like the internet equivalent of taking Old Yeller behind the barn.