Andrea Rosen.



I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here and ask me something here.


Nice things people have said about me:


"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker


"You look like you should be in a catalog selling Brooklyn." -a roommate


"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend


"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother
July 16

Whoops, I quit my job.

Which means I have two weeks to do all the things I was always too ashamed to do in the office:

1. Build a fort out of the magazine archives. Invite only my cool coworkers to join me inside.

2. Proctor a blind taste test of all the promotional energy drinks companies have sent us.

3. Kidnap the cat that sometimes wanders in from a neighboring office.

4. Investigate why a copy of 2004 Ray Charles biopic Ray mysteriously appeared in my disc drive a year and a half ago.

5. Hanson Pandora station. Full volume.