Andrea Rosen.



I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here and ask me something here.


Nice things people have said about me:


"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker


"You look like you should be in a catalog selling Brooklyn." -a roommate


"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend


"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother
August 30

I went to a complimentary personal training session at the gym today.

The first thing my trainer said to me was: “I don’t care if you come see another trainer and I don’t care if you just work out on your own, but, girl, I just want you to get to the gym regularly.”

The last thing my trainer said to me was: “I really, really, want you to come see me once a week. Ten sessions are $599.”

In between that, he repeatedly told me I was very “deconditioned” for a 22 year-old. I feel bad about myself.