Andrea Rosen.

I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here.



Nice things people have said about me:



"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker



"You look like you should be in a catalogue selling Brooklyn." -a roommate



"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend



"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother
September 2

"It is the biggest Massachusetts political scandal since Boston Mayor Thomas Menino failed to call A-Rod a fag after a constituent shouted 'Yankees suck' last week."

Other highlights of this post:

-“New Hampshire…is basically the Tijuana of New England.”

-Pareene ably uses the term “packy” in the headline.

(via katiebakes)