Andrea Rosen.

I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here.



Nice things people have said about me:



"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker



"You look like you should be in a catalogue selling Brooklyn." -a roommate



"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend



"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother
September 17
My friend’s older sister has held a patent on this idea for years: a customizable bra that lets you mix and match cup sizes (because lots of ladies have one boobie that’s a little bigger than the other boobie). After overhearing many family dinner conversations about the product, I was surprised to learn her idea has finally come to fruition—it’s being manufactured by Fruit of the Loom as the “Pick Your Perfect Pair” bra. I wanted to name it “The Duality of Cans,” but what do I know, I’m no patent holder.

My friend’s older sister has held a patent on this idea for years: a customizable bra that lets you mix and match cup sizes (because lots of ladies have one boobie that’s a little bigger than the other boobie). After overhearing many family dinner conversations about the product, I was surprised to learn her idea has finally come to fruition—it’s being manufactured by Fruit of the Loom as the “Pick Your Perfect Pair” bra. I wanted to name it “The Duality of Cans,” but what do I know, I’m no patent holder.