Andrea Rosen.

I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here.



Nice things people have said about me:



"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker



"You look like you should be in a catalogue selling Brooklyn." -a roommate



"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend



"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother
September 23

Lacey Chabert: Bad Emotional Weathervane

fek:

There’s no Party of Five DVD?! This is more than kind of outrageous. I always wanted to be a Salinger; like, I wanted baby Owen to die and them to realize that the seventh grade me was the kid their parents sent away who lives in an abusive household who now needs to be adopted by Charlie. And if that didn’t work, I just wanted to date Claudia; Lacey Chabert was my first crush. I’ve had a thing for girls with abnormally squeaky voices who play string instruments ever since. I liked Lacey Chabert so much, I even saw the Lost in Space movie in theaters. Danger, Will Robinson, indeed.

I did not like her role in Mean Girls. She was, somehow, sullied by this for me.

Well, seasons 4-6 aren’t available yet, which means my memories of Charlie getting Hodgkin’s Disease and impregnating a stripper will remain just that: memories. The holdup is likely related to music rights. PO5 had some hot hit tunes (who could forget when Julia and Justin went to a Sophie B. Hawkins concert?).

I think anyone who wasn’t old enough to be sexually attracted to a Salinger child during the show’s run just wanted to BE a Salinger child. That was certainly a goal of mine in the nineties. That and frenching Andrew Keegan.