Andrea Rosen.

I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here.



Nice things people have said about me:



"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker



"You look like you should be in a catalogue selling Brooklyn." -a roommate



"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend



"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother
September 28
“ WWhy talk about wine when you can talk about talking about wine? New media “culture” is bullshit, ALT TECH BROS. Just because you ride your Vespa around in your lofftice and show up to work in day-glo shirts at 11 doesn’t mean you’re progressive. It means you’re a jackass. Shut the fuck up and actually monetize, cockwaffles. Your life-changing product helping people procrastinate and identify their “personal brand” is gonna suck eventually, no matter what you do.

- Mark Zuckerburg (via youngmanhattanite)

What’s a cockwaffle?