Andrea Rosen.

I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here.



Nice things people have said about me:



"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker



"You look like you should be in a catalogue selling Brooklyn." -a roommate



"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend



"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother
Foster introduced me to the term “cockwaffle” today, and, inadvertently, the phrase “sexual breakfast.” (Previously)

Foster introduced me to the term “cockwaffle” today, and, inadvertently, the phrase “sexual breakfast.” (Previously)