Andrea Rosen.

I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here.



Nice things people have said about me:



"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker



"You look like you should be in a catalogue selling Brooklyn." -a roommate



"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend



"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother
September 29

MAN: You’re probably one of those women who doesn’t like to give out her number.

ELAINE: No, I’m not. Here you go.

MAN: 646?

ELAINE: It’s a new area code.

MAN: What area? New Jersey?

ELAINE: No, no. It’s right here in the city. It’s the same as 212. They just multiplied it by 3, and then they added one to the middle number. It’s the same.

MAN: Do I have to dial a one first?

Elaine nods and the man crumples up her number.

MAN: I’m really kinda seein’ somebody.

ELAINE: Yeah? Well, so am I!