Andrea Rosen.

I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here.



Nice things people have said about me:



"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker



"You look like you should be in a catalogue selling Brooklyn." -a roommate



"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend



"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother
September 29

fek:

You and everyone else. Even my high school principle, when giving me my diploma at graduation. I was lucky the rabbi who bar-mitzvah’d me got it right. Among the media’s guilty: Gawker commenters, BlackBook commenters, Guest of a Guest, MediaBistro, and fucking Politico.

“Principal,” Kramer. “Principal.”