Andrea Rosen.



I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here and ask me something here.


Nice things people have said about me:


"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker


"You look like you should be in a catalog selling Brooklyn." -a roommate


"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend


"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother
While it’s tempting to call them ‘baristi’ because of the Italian roots, the plural of ‘barista’ is ‘journalism majors.’

Fake AP Stylebook (via ryanbrown)

A note to my mother (who reads my Tumblr to keep up with my life even though I call her around nine times per week):

Mom, click the link for “Fake AP Stylebook.” It’s a very funny Twitter account that you’d appreciate with satirical style rules. You don’t have to sign up for Twitter to read it. I’ll call you later. Love, Andrea