I
live and
work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like
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here, or
here.
Nice things people have said about me:
"You were deemed 'good to have around.'"
-a coworker"You look like you should be in a catalogue selling Brooklyn."
-a roommate"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are."
-an ex-boyfriend"Don't put this in your blog."
-my mother
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If I’m sweeping my floors and coins wind up in the dirt pile that aren’t quarters, I’ll sweep them into the dustpan and throw them out. Conversely, I found a plastic headband today that has been under my bed for at least a year, rinsed it off and put it in my hair.