Andrea Rosen.

I live and work in New York, New York. You can find me all over the internet, like here, here, or here.



Nice things people have said about me:



"You were deemed 'good to have around.'" -a coworker



"You look like you should be in a catalogue selling Brooklyn." -a roommate



"You think you're a lot funnier than you actually are." -an ex-boyfriend



"Don't put this in your blog." -my mother

Annals of cleaning.

If I’m sweeping my floors and coins wind up in the dirt pile that aren’t quarters, I’ll sweep them into the dustpan and throw them out. Conversely, I found a plastic headband today that has been under my bed for at least a year, rinsed it off and put it in my hair.