Andrea Rosen.

gleuch: must watch! @jamiew ruins @rocketboom thanksgiving...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:48:21 -0500

must watch! @jamiew ruins @rocketboom thanksgiving dinner talking about memes, then turns it into a rap song. http://mag.ma/greg/210184 TUR-KAAY!

Happy Memes-giving.

Thanksgiving in the ’90s. Laconia, NH. Kids’ table....

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:47:00 -0500

Thanksgiving in the ’90s. Laconia, NH. Kids’ table. My face stuck like that.

I'm thankful for...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:35:00 -0500

Julia, who has promised to invest in a new couch with me, so I know she’s not going anywhere.

My family, especially my mother, who doesn’t seem annoyed that I call her between one and three times every day.

New York, for being awesome and weird and just tough enough to make me feel like a champ for making it here.

My job, for being like this and this and this and not at all like this.

Sister and cat party.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:18:13 -0500

Sister and cat party.

Thinking about renting Robsessed for my train ride to...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:56:15 -0500

Thinking about renting Robsessed for my train ride to Connecticut.

Julia took me to the Pixies’ Doolittle Tour stop at the...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:48:00 -0500

Julia took me to the Pixies’ Doolittle Tour stop at the Hammerstein Ballroom tonight, which was terrific, except when some young people got a touch mosh-y. Pushing and sweating on each other like animals. Animals, I say! GET OFF MY LAWN AND LET ME ENJOY THIS MULTIMEDIA ROCK CONCERT PLEASE.

(photo via J Kags)

James (and Kelly!) are pictured on Tumblr’s meetup page....

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:00:53 -0500

James (and Kelly!) are pictured on Tumblr’s meetup page. James assures me he has never been to a Tumblr meetup. Does this count as libel?

rickycamilleri: Gibby ‘fucking’ Haynes terrifies 25 year-old...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:19:09 -0500

rickycamilleri:

Gibby ‘fucking’ Haynes terrifies 25 year-old fan boy at Mad Men party!

Gibby “Fucking” Haynes has a picture of Danny DeVito’s toes on his Blackberry.

Molly papered the walls around my desk with New Moon posters and...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:17:01 -0500

Molly papered the walls around my desk with New Moon posters and left a Tiger Beat on my laptop. The best.

Now auditioning valentines.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:27:32 -0500

Now auditioning valentines.

Ranch dressing 4ever. (Filming my acting/singing debut for the...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:55:05 -0500

Ranch dressing 4ever.

(Filming my acting/singing debut for the Rocketboom Thanksgiving episode. Photo via Kenyatta’s Flickr.)

“Sexy crossing guard” was an okay look.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:45:00 -0500

“Sexy crossing guard” was an okay look.

I want to vacation in a late 90s Gap commercial.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:44:13 -0500

I want to vacation in a late 90s Gap commercial.

Look at this fucking straphanger.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:01:55 -0500

Look at this fucking straphanger.

Tram trip to Roosevelt Island with Ricky last Sunday. I’m...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:59:38 -0500

Tram trip to Roosevelt Island with Ricky last Sunday. I’m the one in magenta.

mopostal: DUMBO Noir Outside my office window Maury posts the...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:25:32 -0500

mopostal:

DUMBO Noir

Outside my office window

Maury posts the prettiest pictures of Dumbo. Really makes me miss working in the neighborhood. And gives me a hankering for the steak sandwich at Superfine.

nerdshares: winstonwolfe: rillawafers: hellaposer: Is this...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:56:05 -0500

nerdshares:

winstonwolfe:

rillawafers:

hellaposer:

Is this dude freakin’ serious? What the eff would a class of children in Tanzania want with his stupid book? Also, I stole my caption from someone more talented than me.

Be prepared for the flood of Tanzanians shopping their “personal brand” here in the states, probably sometime around 2018. It’s brilliant if you think about it. “Lifecasting” will start in Tanzania and then spread to Kenya & Uganda and then so on and so on until the entire continent of Africa is Crushing It!!

Fuck man, can’t you people see the future?!

There was also this comment in response:

can’t wait until one of them is all grown up and says that they couldn’t have done it without you - have chills just thinking about it!

Which leads me to ask if there must be something, every single day, that makes me want to kill myself.

Whoops, it’s the international symbol for “time to quit the internet.”

"Jesus Christ, Tumblr really is the Zach Braff movie of web publishing platforms."

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:17:40 -0500

“Jesus Christ, Tumblr really is the Zach Braff movie of web publishing platforms.”

- Alex Blagg

rickycamilleri: If ever I date again, I hope that one of my...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:27:51 -0500

rickycamilleri:

If ever I date again, I hope that one of my dates is ironically attending the Live Glenn Beck Christmas Nightmare. If she gets it, she’s probably the one.

This is a thing that is actually happening and clearly, we should all attend.

jamiew: Know Your Meme: Auto-Tune goes Internet...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:39:14 -0500

jamiew:

Know Your Meme: Auto-Tune goes Internet Platinum!

Congrats to the Know Your Meme team!